sugarcane aeroplane clusterfuck scatterbrain

1. the most persistent memories are the ones where things didn't happen, not the ones where things did.
   
2. let's please be adults about this.
3. i just burned the shit out of my mouth on leftover pizza.
4. i don't like the way you're looking at me.
5. i let you think you had me fooled but trust me you didn't. i know everything.
   
6. every single thing anyone does means something to someone.
7. it's bound to happen sooner or later.
8. you know what i mean.
9. it might finally be time for a haircut.
   
10. i think i'm getting sick. i will not let it affect my plans.
11. you better think long and hard about what people are going to think about that.
12. or drink long and hard.
    
13. i have no plans.
14. i wish i had bigger muscles.
    
15. i met a guy in california who stepped on a rake and it hit him so hard in the forhead that he went deaf in one ear.
16. everybody i meet has badder-ass stories than me. i cut my thumb really bad one time. i broke my wrist roller skating.
    
17. it still hurts. no, not my wrist. but that still hurts sometimes too.
18. actually there was that one time i took a baseball bat to my nose. that was kinda badass.
19. i am still angry.
20. i am still sorry.
21. i am still nowhere.
22. i've been stung by bees a lot of times.
23. even more times by birds.