- the most persistent memories are the ones where things didn't happen, not the ones where things did.
- let's please be adults about this.
- i just burned the shit out of my mouth on leftover pizza.
- i don't like the way you're looking at me.
- i let you think you had me fooled but trust me you didn't. i know everything.
- every single thing anyone does means something to someone.
- it's bound to happen sooner or later.
- you know what i mean.
- it might finally be time for a haircut.
- i think i'm getting sick. i will not let it affect my plans.
- you better think long and hard about what people are going to think about that.
- or drink long and hard.
- i have no plans.
- i wish i had bigger muscles.
- i met a guy in california who stepped on a rake and it hit him so hard in the forhead that he went deaf in one ear.
- everybody i meet has badder-ass stories than me. i cut my thumb really bad one time. i broke my wrist roller skating.
- it still hurts. no, not my wrist. but that still hurts sometimes too.
- actually there was that one time i took a baseball bat to my nose. that was kinda badass.
- i am still angry.
- i am still sorry.
- i am still nowhere.
- i've been stung by bees a lot of times.
- even more times by birds.
23 March 2006
sugarcane aeroplane clusterfuck scatterbrain
Posted by mikey mcclenathan at 19:21