one time in college i was watching late night television and saw this guy drink some milk and then squirt it out of his fucking eyes. and i figured i could do it too, so i opened my eyes really wide and i held my nose shut with my fingers and i blew really hard and lo and behold a little bit of air actually did come out of the corner of my right eye. but then i got a headache and didn't so much like the idea of trying it with milk so that was the end of that. but that's a true story. scout's honor.
also, the record is done and you can download it here (.zip file*). i'll get it all up on the music page sometime sunday, probably. and i'll sort out some more mirrors for faster downloads, too.
i really hope you like it.
*if you can't work with a .zip file, or can't figure out rapidshare.de, all the songs are available for individual download on the music page.