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29 June 2005

they say it's your birthday

today was an ex's birthday. and while i toyed with the idea of mailpooping her, i remembered that new leaf i turned over (you know, the one where i try to be less of an emo a-hole). so i just called and said happy birthday instead. which she thought was "sweet."

someday though i really hope somebody scorns me enough that i'm moved to send them shrink-wrapped dogshit in an innocent looking, anonymous package. what a goddamn brilliant idea. i hope those people are making a lot of money. because i mean, it's totally affordable.

also, when i get around to recording 'no hard feelings' properly, i'm going to send it to them and see if they want to use it as their theme song. i'm not sure i could ever reach levels of stardom higher than that.

move over led zeppelin.

shit. i made myself the strongest (by accident) black russian just now. guess the only thing to do is drink it and watch high fidelity. of course, if i had any milk in this apartment, it would be a white russian and the big lebowski.

2 comments:

  1. I'm totally gonna mailpoop my ex on her birthday. Bitch.

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  2. yeah. if only they offered a service where they'd sit outside her door w/ a surveillance van so you could see her face when she opened it.

    but i guess if you did that you'd be worthy of a restraining order.

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