how cool would it be to commit a high profile robbery in a foreign country and then leave the country before anyone even noticed what you stole was missing? pretty fucking cool. you'd get some attention from the ladies for that one, boy. let me tell you.*
coffee always tastes better when you make it at home. even if you don't have a totally sweet flavia coffee machine at home like you do at work. or maybe because you don't have a totally sweet flavia coffee machine at home like you do at work.
CryingWhileEating.com is a totally fucked up website.
i'm going to make a record. i'm thinking i can sell at least 5.
*i don't even have a passport. i watch too many movies.