how cool would it be to commit a high profile robbery in a foreign country and then leave the country before anyone even noticed what you stole was missing? pretty fucking cool. you'd get some attention from the ladies for that one, boy. let me tell you.*
coffee always tastes better when you make it at home. even if you don't have a totally sweet flavia coffee machine at home like you do at work. or maybe because you don't have a totally sweet flavia coffee machine at home like you do at work.
CryingWhileEating.com is a totally fucked up website.
i'm going to make a record. i'm thinking i can sell at least 5.
*i don't even have a passport. i watch too many movies.
Dude, I'm one of the five people you're including in that total, right? And I bet my mom would buy one, too.
ReplyDeleteRe: cryingwhileeating...if by "totally fucked up" you mean "pants-wetting hilarious", then I 100% agree. I especially liked the two girls crying about Dumbledore. I'm right there with you, sweeties! *sniff*
yeah dude, i was actually counting you 3 times.
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